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Egyppt Somewhere 13.6.16
My Bonnie Jean
I've just received a letter dated 2.4.16. It records a shameful pilfering of cream o' the Vale by you & a corresponding increase of girth, which you are pleased to characterise is the acquisition of a superb figure. Now I hesitate to praise (the figure) or blame (the theft) at this distance from the scene. I will content myself with with being very strictly neutral. If I have any feelings at all (quite compatible with strict neutrality) it is one of the deepest envy - envy that I am not in a position to comandeer some cream myself. By the bye, what is cream like now a days? Is it still a thick white yellow soft rich fluid? You see, I've not seen any cream lately. I had to turn up the dictionary to see what cream is. We get milk here - sometimes. I mean an alleged milk. It is a kind of condensed milk .... no cow has seen it for a long long time. Sometimes it is tinned. Sometimes it comes from Mrs Camel or a lady mud buffalo or a she goat......... So you will readily understand how I envied