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[Page 67]

Portion of letter from Arthur Ferguson, 2.1916

Before closing I must relate a story told of one of our brigade's medical officers.

Well my good man, what's wrong with you? Influenza? Nasty thing influenza; had it myself. Take one of these & two of those & see me in the morning.

Well my good man what's wrong with you? Constipation. Nasty thing constipation, I've had it myself. Take one of these & two of those & see me in the morning.

Well my good man, what's wrong with you? Diarrhoea. Nasty thing diarrhoea, I've had it myself. Take one of these & two of those & see me in the morning.

Well my good man, what's wrong with you? Gonorrhoea. Nasty thing gonorrhoea, I've had it mys--- No I'm damned if I have.

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