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What the letters of the Alphabet are like
A is like the highest church preferment, because A makes BP Archbishop. BP-ABP
B is like an Irishman, because B makes other bother.
C is like a North wind because C makes hill chill.
D is like night because it makes Ark dark.
E is like a transmutation, because it changes an animal substance into a vegetable and makes bony ebony.
F - a bad grammarian - makes a singular plural one fone. "A barbarous troop of clownish fone" foes, Spenser.
G - a snake-killer - makes asp gasp.
H - an Aurist - makes ears hear.
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